Sunday, November 9, 2008

It's Easier To Eavesdrop Because You're Shouting...And I Thank You

We stopped to get gas today, and I overheard the greatest conversation, ever. Normally, I would have snarky comments to interject, but in this case, nothing I could say would improve upon it.

LADY 1: "How's he gonna get you fer cleanin' out the checkin' account?"

LADY 2: "I don't know. We didn't have nothin' in it anyway. Alls I did was take a check that he gave me and cashed it with his permission! Then I ran off with it. So what. Sue me."

LADY 1: laughs "True"

LADY 2: " 'Sides, that's what he gets fer beatin' my kids."

LADY 1: "I know that's right. Piece a shit."

LADY 2: "That's what he is too. A piece a shit. That's why I wanted you to come with me today. I knew he was gonna act like that. "

Sadly, it was at this point that they finished pumping their gas, loaded into their giant truck and left, leaving me to wonder what he did today.

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