A Soundtrack For Violence

It's a well documented fact. If I ever stab a hobo, I'll be listening to The Great Tyrant. What you don't know, is that I have an entire soundtrack for my imaginary violent crimes.

Destruction of someone else's personal property (preferrably with a crowbar) Ain't That A Kick In The Head, Dean Martin.Why I like to listen to jaunty music while I work.

High-speed car chase, with hostage Trans Am or The Rapture Why Because it is obviously the best choice for the situation.

Knife fight Barracuda, Heart Why That song makes me feel really tough. I think I could use this perceived toughness to my advantage. I would most definitely kick ass while this song was playing.

Smothering my husband Careless Whisper, WHAM! Why The chorus seems funny, and dying to the sound of that lame sax solo would make death come as a relief.

Fist fight Six Finger Satellite Why Six Finger Satellite makes me want to punch people. Oh, and kick them too.

So, what music makes you want to get violent? This was just my fancy way of looking for new bands.