I believe...
... that I am smarter than Lindsey Lohan AND Marilyn Vos Savant.
... that it is sometimes necessary to eat ice cream or pudding for breakfast.
...that a pygmy elephant would make a great addition to my family.
...that if I try hard enough, I can be completely self-sufficient, making it possible to quit my job & live off the land.
...that buying an Air Stream trailer and driving it cross-country to meet all my myspace friends is a super vacation idea.
...that Giant Brian & I may share the same father, in different bodies. Perhaps this is possible through some sort of science I am not currently aware of.
...that flying cars & housekeeping robots are far overdue.
...that I levitate while I am sleeping. Not always, but sometimes.
...in the power of positive thinking.
...the apocalypse is around the corner.
...math was made up to disguise the existence of magic.
...that my dreams are prophetic, but only about stupid & inconsequential things.
...in ninjas.
...Melissa-Mindy should run for president. And she should choose me as her running mate.
...Dot will find that lost tomb.
...coffee & cigarettes are a taste sensation that's sweeping the nation.
...that men that say sonuva buck or sonuva gun are sexier.
...my singing voice is better in the shower.
...shaving your legs and laying on clean sheets can cure any minor illness.
...my cat is the manifestation of Satan on Earth.
Monday, November 10, 2008
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