*an untitled mess*

all day while
at work
i've been tryin' to
figger out what
this mysterious
white stain on my
shirt is

at first thought
i wondered if it
was mayonnaise,
but i quickly remembered
that i don't eat mayonnaise,
so that can't be it

then i thought
"is it jissom?"
nope, i ain't messed
with that messy mess yet

so i guess
it must be
that glob of toothpaste
i drooled out my mouth
& onto my shirt
this mornin' that i
didn't give a
fuck about.