"why do you pick your nose
and fart so much
you have no couth"
"eat shit melvin you're from nowata"
I felt the sharp blockage in my upper nasal passage and was tempted to use needle nose pliers
to dislodge it but that would be cheating I thought
I worked on that booger for about 4 minutes in front of melvin before I was finally able to grab the crusty head of it and pull it out
i likened it to giving birth and when seeing it displayed on my finger it was complete with a crusted green tip that turned into a slimy crimson tail
"awwww its a blooger see melvin"
"get the fuck back"
I taunted him with it a few times before wiping it on one of the dayshift guys toolbox
Friday, January 30, 2009
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