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this is how it went down tonight
melvin was working in a booth next to mine and he kept coming over
showing me his dogs, his cat, his horses, his goats. he had a new picture phone and had gotten silly with it. I memorized their names for him he was amused
then things went weird
melvin shaves all his body hair off
he began to lecture me about my pubes and how I need to shave them off. I became furious and told him to not come back to my work area
he came back eating reeces butter cups and was telling me about the first time he shaved himself
i acted interested then asked for his other buttercup
I chomped it in one bite then told him "fucking great story"
he looked upset and I didn't see him the rest of the night