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melvin is a small little man
from nowata whose hair
has went from blond
to bleach blond with
the dyeing of time
he resembles an
elf or sprite or wood nymph
but wears wranglers, dips,
and plays drums in a western
swing band called "Sam Bennet
and the Bunk House Boys"
they do old bob wills standards
He broke down the other night
and had to tell me and the young
kid joey something
I'm constantly asking joey if he
lets his girlfriend tie him up
and piss on him or vice versa and he doesn't find eroticism in female urine
I tell him just let her do it once
and you'll love it
spice up your sex life joey
why wait for your second childhood
your in your teens now
It leaves him in shock
melvin got both of us and began
to tell us of his first wife
He said he was in the the bath tub and she came in and got in the tub
behind him He said he didn't think nothin' of it
when he was washing his hair he said she began laughing
what the fuck is so funny he asked
I just peed in that water your washing your hair in
melvin got angry he said he stood up and turned and faced her and let
her have a bladder full all over her face and breasts
Instead of being pissed she
started getting turned on by it
he stated in a confused voice
well did you all go with it
fuck no she had no morals I got
dressed and slept on the couch
and thats why I don't like hearing
all the talk about people pissing on one another it just brings back bad memories