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(dada)

i made some french toast
on sunday for the first time
& it was yummy.

(hip)

ain’t got a clue why

they call that there shit ‘french toast’

it’s fried eggs on bread

(see the pattern?)

big sunday breakfast
is sometimes the best meal of
the whole fucking week.

the cracker barrel

has kickass sunday breakfasts

sometimes rebel buys

buncha scrambled eggs
jimmy dean frozen sausage
potatoes & toast.

in a tortilla

with salsa, cheese, & onion

give dada the toast

i don't like mushrooms
& i don't like tartar sauce
but i love roast beef.

roast beef tastes the best

with mushroom/onion gravy

but no tarter sauce

the 33 cent
kroger brand macaroni
tastes real god damn good.

the kroger brand stuff

tastes perty god damn good, but...

kraft is cheesiest

i use to could eat
a large domino's pizza
all by my lonesome.

a schlotsky’s sammich

plate-size large with chips & soup.

now i eat the small

i'd go to tippin's
about once a month or so
breakfast by myself.

tippins is ok

but cracker barrel kicks ass

by yourself or not

scrambled eggs, hash browns,
sausage links, english muffins,
piece of apple pie.

two big ol’ poached eggs

english muffin with smoked ham

hollandaise on top

within the hour
of my feet hitting the floor
gotsta eat somethin'.

hypoglycemic?

yup, lose my mind by lunchtime

gotsa eat sumpin

the best captain crunch?
peanut butter captain crunch
fuck a crunch berry.

cap’n crunch’s dog..

what was that goofy mutt’s name?

he got on my nerves

a subway sandwich
is some kinda fucked up shit
compared to schlotzky's.

a quizno’s sammich

is a little better, but...

schlotsky’s kicks all ass

at waffle house you
can get things covered or you
can get things smothered.

you can get ‘em stomped,

spit on, train wrecked and fucked with

but they’re still hash browns

domino's pizza
was 30 minutes or less
but they changed that shit. **or** too many car wrecks. **or** then they killed that kid.

I like ‘then they killed that kid’..

jell-o pudding pops
was a food item my wife
never got to try.

but if i know reb

she done tried plenty by now

what’s a pudding pop?

spaghetti dinner
at my mom & dad's old church
was always real gross.

it’s a well-known fact

that baptists cain’t cook sketty

worth a fiddly-fuck

every other week
my friend's youth group had pizza
to lure the kids.

fuck abuncha kids

you order up some pizza

and my ass is there

after church service
we'd go to cici's or furr's
cafeteria.

we always went home

for a big-ass sunday spread

back then peoples cooked

as punishment once
had to go to church with dad
make food for homeless.

that’ll learn you shits

git yer ass over to church

did you steal some food?

tylenol pm
don't go well with lots of food
& boring church folk.

tylenol pm

makes my ass fall out asleep

kinda like at church

i ain't had fondue
& i ain't had rattlesnake
but i want these things.

rattlesnake fondue
with fries and chocolate shake
supersize it, sir?

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