puddin told me once
about his cousin
they had all shacked up
in ochelata at the grandparents
because there was
a well stocked deep freezer
she was born with no limbs
at her elbows or knees
just nubs
this didn't stop her mobility
or social life
she would army crawl
to puddins door way
crane her neck
and say things like
"damn brandon if you wasn't my cousin"
with an overly arched back
in a ghetto gangster vernacular
she had a sex life as well but
it was in pawhuska
some black men enjoyed her
company and she was partial to them
"take me to pah-huth-sku
i wanna see my men"
she would scream
puddin would load her
up and driver her there
drop her off then
come home and throw
beer busts in the garage
and dread the phone
call when he would have to go and
load her up and driver her
back home only to be hit on
and bossed around by her
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
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Woah.
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