i feel fairly certain
(& what a big ol' certainty it is)
that if i had me some of that
word of the day
toilet paper,
at some point or another
i would have the fortune
of wiping my ass
with the word
renaissance
how wonderful do you
think it would be to
replace that roll of charmin
with a botticelli fuckin' masterpiece?
what could possibly
remove all traces
of shit from yr ass any better
than a few pgs from
davinci's journal?
(sears catalog ain't got fuck all to do with davinci's shit eatin' genius)
i imagine
that the nose from
a decapitated donatello statue
would get every
nook & cranny
that you might need
nooked & crannied
ain't nothin' like
wipin' yr ass
& bein' reborn.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
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