i wish i could remember her name, but i cain't....but it might've been winnie. (as in the pooh)

*****************

at one point in time
she was a
beautiful sales girl
over at the perfume counter
at some dept. store
while simultaneously
flippin' burgers
over at cafe section
of the store

when i met her
she was a bitter old hag
who on occasion
shit in her pants
while workin' the register
at eckerd's drug store.

*****************