I'll beat up a scientist. I am NOT scared.

Dear Scientists of the World,

I really think you're going about this the wrong way. By this, I mean science. I see that you are making advancements in wireless technology, sand paper production, digitally altering photographs, DNA testing, and the quality of our televisions. Heck, I even saw that one of you has developed a technique to wash the cells out of a pig heart, and use the empty heart-sac to build a new human heart from cloned stem-cells. (I must say that I am a little confused by this process. I was under the impression that cells were the building blocks of our bodies, and if they were washed away, how could the heart-sac still exist? Or perhaps the cells are like packing bubbles, just the hulls, waiting to be filled with atoms and other bullshit I don't understand? That is crazy non-sense. But I digress...). What I don't understand is…why are we still using gasoline? I still get a head cold twice a year, and papercuts haven’t been eradicated. Why can’t I jump like the bionic man, why do I have to worry about cancer, why can’t I teleport to where I want to go? I NEVER, even ONCE, asked for the technology to download the hottest new ringtones, botox injections to the face, or HD DVD. You’re all so much smarter than I am, and you’re wasting it. Frankly, I’m a little bitter that none of you contacted me to discuss my idea of erasing Brangelina knowledge from my brain and replacing it with a greater understanding of math. What are you doing to improve MY life you selfish bastards? I believe an ass-whoopin’ is in order if you don’t get down to business. I mean that shit.

I seriously mean that shit,
Rebel