exactly one untitled haiku & a photograph.

BIF BAM POW BITCHES
ALL UP IN YR GRILL & SHIT
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

2 haiku for vic.

DARLING I LOVE YOU
BUT GIVE ME PARK AVENUE
I'M ZSA ZSA GABOR

***

NEW YORK IS WHERE I'D
RATHER STAY, GET ALLERGIC
SMELLING HAY - zsa zsa

***

[remember when i went & pulled the punchline to a joke off of my book shelf?.....well.....vic does]

BRAIN DAMAGED HAIKU.

i drank the kool aid
either trippin' or dyin'
jim jones acid test

don't pay to get 'em on the same haiku..

female underwear-
fantastical umbrella...

makes fer a nice hat.

1 haiku.

waiting for ze day
we can say what we need to
without consequence.

the clam just said this, so i did this here tardo haiku with it.

i am borderline
should i put myself on some
fuckin' lithium.

haiku just for yoo hoo.

pretentious assholes
are something we hate alot
so shut the fuck up.

haiku broadcast from the pawn shoppe.

we are the center
of the fucking universe
long live everyone.

el stupido haiku.

my name is simon
& i like to do drawings
because i can't read.

turkey-ku.

cram, shove, eat, shit, sleep
dionysus, indulgence
happy turkey day.

Who can argue with that

entwistle proved it
you don't have to go pretty
die like a rock star.

***

just short of sixty
strippers, piles of cocaine
bad motherfucker.



top by yossarian,
bottom by fake dada.

throw that notebook of rapid eye movement into the fireplace.

flashes of dreamscape
300 words of that shit
& shit's gettin' broke.

as nature intended.

RAINBOW SHOOTING OUT
OF MOTHER NATURE'S ASSHOLE
HOW'S THAT FOR NATURE?


dedicated to the memory of michael grover's conversation that died.

gangster - ku.

pulled out my choppa
shoved it up against his dome
demanded his $$$.
***

i'm sure there will be more to come.

much love,
fake dada

some bad tarded shit-ku, but pbr did fly out his nose. [so his says]

LOW EXPECTATIONS
ARE KEY TO MY SURVIVAL
SAID YOSSARIAN.

a haiku.

OUTLAW BEHAVIOR
WILL GET YOU FUCKIN' NOWHERE
IF IT AIN'T DONE RIGHT.

some haiku.

he jerked off during
sunday morning service &
god hates him for it.
***
we are just vessels
for ze cancerous goodies
god has given us.
***

retardulated haiku collaboration of stupids.

fresh baked shitsniffart
easily replicated
mediocrity.
***
will rule the people
with their spin-doctored egos
strokin' their pussies.
***
fuck them sumbitches
not just them, but us also
just scribble a line
***

HOMELESS PEOPLE STORY HAIKU STUPIDS.

drug addled scaries
wander up & down the street
talkin' to themselves.
***
some are bad crazy
some are just goofy crazy
both are annoying.
***
some live at "godtel"
some of'em live god knows where
some of'em look dead.
***
some of'em try to
pawn their bs fake ass gold
that they "found" somewhere.
***
& it never works
lady at the counter says
"sorry...this ain't real".
***
i don't really care
what the fuck they do, long as
they leave me alone.
***
i believe folks have
the right to be left alone
[so does larry flynt].
***
do not fuck with me
& i will not fuck with you
it's a two way street.
***
well...one fucked with me
started talkin' crazy shit
& pulled out a knife.
***
the pawnshop lady
came to my rescue, & she
shot that fucker down.
***
i kept all his shit
his boone's farm, shopping cart, &
aluminum cans.
***
i showed my treasures
to the other homeless folks...
a lesson of sorts.
***
this angered their blood
there was a homeless riot
against folks with homes.
***
across the country
more & more homeless riots
began to occur.
***
it became so bad
that the only folks outside
were homeless people.
***
then the government
declared homeless people a
terrorisitic threat.
***
"abandoned" buildings
were routinely fire bombed
live on CNN.
***
& fighter jets flew
over central park, killing
hundreds at a time.
***
over a few yrs
the homeless population
rapidly declined.
***
the few that remained
decided it easier
to just get a job.
***
not on their own though
but out of fear of dying
no one wants to die.
***

more shit talkin' haiku than you can handle

the gongs of bullshit
are more than likely fixin'
to get fuckin' gonged.
***
one by fuckin' one
some of you sonsofbitches
are gonna get yours.
***
self-absorbed fascists
ruin shit for everyone
including themselves.
***
self-imposed stupids
transformed into supposed
linguistic genius.
***
thesaurus bullshit
is something that i do not
want to understand.
***
yr smarter than me
i'm more than o.k. with that
so go fuck yrself.
***
SCORCH THE FUCKIN' EARTH
LIKE I KNOW SOME OF YOU FOLKS
ARE CAPABLE OF.
***