last night out of some
weird sense of urgency
at the card table
out of nowhere
melvin told us about
the time he had
to go to walmart
to get yarn for his
sister when he was
twenty
he said upon leaving
at the traffic light
he saw a heavy set
man moving wildly about
in the next lane over
when he looked at him
he noticed the man had
his shorts pulled down
and was masturbating
the man noticed melvin
and shouted at him
"what you want
a blow job"
terrified melvin drove
through the red light
narrowly avoiding an
accident and told us
how it has haunted
him ever since
thats when one of
guys chimed in with
"you mean faggs have
been hitting on you
since you were twenty
what was his dick to big
for you"
melvin frustrated said
"no his dick wasn't even
that big"
"so what you were sitting there
meat gazing"
melvin knowing he had
misspoke turned very red
and everyone began
hunching air and air sucking
pole at him moaning
he shoved himself
away from the table and
wasn't seen the rest of the
night
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
UNTITLED
this is how it went down tonight
melvin was working in a booth next to mine and he kept coming over
showing me his dogs, his cat, his horses, his goats. he had a new picture phone and had gotten silly with it. I memorized their names for him he was amused
then things went weird
melvin shaves all his body hair off
he began to lecture me about my pubes and how I need to shave them off. I became furious and told him to not come back to my work area
he came back eating reeces butter cups and was telling me about the first time he shaved himself
i acted interested then asked for his other buttercup
I chomped it in one bite then told him "fucking great story"
he looked upset and I didn't see him the rest of the night
melvin was working in a booth next to mine and he kept coming over
showing me his dogs, his cat, his horses, his goats. he had a new picture phone and had gotten silly with it. I memorized their names for him he was amused
then things went weird
melvin shaves all his body hair off
he began to lecture me about my pubes and how I need to shave them off. I became furious and told him to not come back to my work area
he came back eating reeces butter cups and was telling me about the first time he shaved himself
i acted interested then asked for his other buttercup
I chomped it in one bite then told him "fucking great story"
he looked upset and I didn't see him the rest of the night
UNTITLED
melvin is a fart sniffer
it was raunchy and
i had to waft it at
him. he got choked and called me a disgusting motherfucker. He just stood there and I was using a cupped handed in a windmill motion telling him numbers like three three eight twelve and he had that blank look until blamo
the ass gas got him
victories are rare in the steel shop but i went home feeling like I had earned one
it was raunchy and
i had to waft it at
him. he got choked and called me a disgusting motherfucker. He just stood there and I was using a cupped handed in a windmill motion telling him numbers like three three eight twelve and he had that blank look until blamo
the ass gas got him
victories are rare in the steel shop but i went home feeling like I had earned one
UNTITLED
melvin is a small little man
from nowata whose hair
has went from blond
to bleach blond with
the dyeing of time
he resembles an
elf or sprite or wood nymph
but wears wranglers, dips,
and plays drums in a western
swing band called "Sam Bennet
and the Bunk House Boys"
they do old bob wills standards
He broke down the other night
and had to tell me and the young
kid joey something
I'm constantly asking joey if he
lets his girlfriend tie him up
and piss on him or vice versa and he doesn't find eroticism in female urine
I tell him just let her do it once
and you'll love it
spice up your sex life joey
why wait for your second childhood
your in your teens now
It leaves him in shock
melvin got both of us and began
to tell us of his first wife
He said he was in the the bath tub and she came in and got in the tub
behind him He said he didn't think nothin' of it
when he was washing his hair he said she began laughing
what the fuck is so funny he asked
I just peed in that water your washing your hair in
melvin got angry he said he stood up and turned and faced her and let
her have a bladder full all over her face and breasts
Instead of being pissed she
started getting turned on by it
he stated in a confused voice
well did you all go with it
fuck no she had no morals I got
dressed and slept on the couch
and thats why I don't like hearing
all the talk about people pissing on one another it just brings back bad memories
from nowata whose hair
has went from blond
to bleach blond with
the dyeing of time
he resembles an
elf or sprite or wood nymph
but wears wranglers, dips,
and plays drums in a western
swing band called "Sam Bennet
and the Bunk House Boys"
they do old bob wills standards
He broke down the other night
and had to tell me and the young
kid joey something
I'm constantly asking joey if he
lets his girlfriend tie him up
and piss on him or vice versa and he doesn't find eroticism in female urine
I tell him just let her do it once
and you'll love it
spice up your sex life joey
why wait for your second childhood
your in your teens now
It leaves him in shock
melvin got both of us and began
to tell us of his first wife
He said he was in the the bath tub and she came in and got in the tub
behind him He said he didn't think nothin' of it
when he was washing his hair he said she began laughing
what the fuck is so funny he asked
I just peed in that water your washing your hair in
melvin got angry he said he stood up and turned and faced her and let
her have a bladder full all over her face and breasts
Instead of being pissed she
started getting turned on by it
he stated in a confused voice
well did you all go with it
fuck no she had no morals I got
dressed and slept on the couch
and thats why I don't like hearing
all the talk about people pissing on one another it just brings back bad memories
UNTITLED
last night I fucked with melvin all night long
first I told him that he was going to lose his job because the economy was bad
then i told him that I was going to prostitute his ass
he said he would like having sex with women for money
I told him that what he had would be more profitable to men
I also told him what leon greyeyes said about his welding
(that it looked like shit)
he broke down towards the end of
the shift around 1:30 a.m.
he said he didn't care if he lost
his job he could get another one
and that he might act gay but he really wasn't
and that greyeyes didn't like him because ten years ago he called him
"bub" and greyeyes called him "smelvin"
I patted him on the back and told him none of it really mattered I was just bored tonight
he just scowled at back at me
first I told him that he was going to lose his job because the economy was bad
then i told him that I was going to prostitute his ass
he said he would like having sex with women for money
I told him that what he had would be more profitable to men
I also told him what leon greyeyes said about his welding
(that it looked like shit)
he broke down towards the end of
the shift around 1:30 a.m.
he said he didn't care if he lost
his job he could get another one
and that he might act gay but he really wasn't
and that greyeyes didn't like him because ten years ago he called him
"bub" and greyeyes called him "smelvin"
I patted him on the back and told him none of it really mattered I was just bored tonight
he just scowled at back at me
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