Monday, November 10, 2008

Farmers Are Charming Bastards

On Monday, I had to help a farmer find bolts to repair his tractor. Bolts are complicated, due to things like grade, length, thread count. etc. I finally found the correct bolts, and he asked for wheel bolts. I looked, and we only had metric, while he needed standard. His response?
"Well, don't that create a wind-suckin' effect?"
I do not know what this means, other than I have a wicked crush on this bolt-buying, over-all clad farmer.

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