haiku

total derrangement
of motherfuckin' senses
& that's my sunday.
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want to live in an
alternate reality
where there's no money.
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it takes discipline
to walk as slow as i do
but, i'm good at it.
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i've voiced my complaints
but they've fallen on deaf ears
i must take action.
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i want to vomit
i'm gonna put my fingers
down my throat & puke.
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i'm killin' my soul
by workin' in this warehouse
i might kill someone.
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i'm not listein'
my fingers are in my ears
all you say is blah.
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i am retarded
there's no two ways about it
but there might be three.
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the powers that be
control what’s played on the air
fuck the radio.
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sophistication
cannot be bought with money
that’s why i stole it.
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erect penises
go into moist vaginas
then babies happen.
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fire will try to
eradicate everything
before it goes out.
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eleven thirty
half hour until midnight
i should go to bed.
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saturday morning
cartoons have ruined my life
fuck you porky pig.
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