haiku.

i peed on my foot
while peein in my front yard
it was really gross.
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everything dot com
it makes me want to break my
fuckin’ computer.
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retarded monkeys
they’re the worst kind of monkeys
that’s why i hate them.
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EVERYTHING’S CHANGIN’
& I DON’T FUCKIN’ LIKE IT
LONG LIVE NORTH HILLS MALL.
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i just hurt myself
someone call an ambulance
or i just might die.
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here in a minute
i will blow yr fuckin’ mind
just you wait & see.
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