haiku.

i cannot explain
every motherfuckin' thing
so please stop asking.
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the front of my back
is my front & not my back
they are opposites.
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i'm not scared of them
& they are not scared of me
we're gonna battle.
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almost a haiku
just need one more syllable
& i think that's it.
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i'm a worker bee
a motherfuckin' worker
motherfuckin' bee.
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there's nothin' special
about yr dumb fuckin' ass
so stop thinkin' it.
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i just realized that
the world's not afraid of me
i'm afraid of it.
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been rendered speechless
& i cannot tell you why
the cat's got my tongue.
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seventeen random
order with yr credit card
no further questions.
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anti-socialists
that word could have two meanings
see what i'm sayin'?
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schizophrenia
where the fuck did that god damn
word even come from?
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orthopedic shoes
they cost alot of money
but they are worth it.
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when playin' pacman
just stay from the ghosts
& you'll be ok.
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jeffrey dahmer showed
anti-social behavior
when he made zombies.
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while plaintin' a seed
you must first dampen the hole
then you plant yr seed.
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there's this tv show
"make me a supermodel"
fuck that fuckin' show.
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i'm so fuckin' poor
that i can't pay attention
that's a stupid joke.
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gas & water bill
almost $300
what a fuckin' scam.
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