Monday, November 10, 2008

Nuge, i haiku for you

Ted Fuckin' Nugent

The Motor City madman

He shoots his own food


Do you know about

Ted Nugent & his mustache?

Goddamn I heart Nuge


Great White Buffalo

He shot with bow & arrow

That fuckin' madman.


Has Cat Scratch Fever

& a big hunting compound

Where is my crossbow?


Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

An awesome song by the Nuge

Who doesn't like poon?


The Nuge has spoken

Got you in a stranglehold

Take that left-wingers!


a bonus for Karen Carpenter:

Anorexia

did a real number on you

Karen Carpenter

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