Hey "dudes" that come in my store. As much as you would like it to, holding that AR-15 does not make you look tough or cool. It doesn't make your wang bigger. It does, however, make you look like a total douche-bag. The way you pose for your friends while holding it is adorable. I'm thinking of installing a full-length mirror so you can admire yourself while wielding it.
Don't pretend you are planning on buying it. It's $1175 & we all know you can't afford that. We know, because you just pawned your dookie chain & complained about the amount we paid you. Stop trying to get a better price on the gun. You'll never convince me that $225 is a fair price.
And that .50 caliber Desert Eagle. I'm not taking that out of the case for you, again. I know you are under the impression that bigger is better, but if you tried to shoot that bohemoth, you'd be knocked on your ass. That's not very tough.
Finally, that plastic piece of shit you all insist on looking at is a waste of money. I know you & your whitehat buddies are really enamored with the laser sight, but it doesn't even work. It's embarrassing for all the knowledgable people shopping when you insist on telling them what a great gun it is. You are an idiot. You also don't know shit about dick, so stop pretending.
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