highbrow hick haiku.

them sonsofbitches
would not get off of my land
that's why i shot them.
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some of us folks own
big ol' confederate flags
we ain't all racists.
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hank williams sr.
hank jr. & bocephus
also hank the third.
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lots of us own guns
& lots of us carry guns
so you best watch out.
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there was this one time
where a certain someone said
we might eat fried snake.
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we are not all like
the beverly hillbillies
but some of us are.