Yesterday, I attended concealed handgun license school, because I live in Texas, and we're allowed to carry guns. I found the class quite educational, and I'd like to share some of the things I learned.
1. Jesus highly encourages the use of firearms. Scripture was read to prove it. I'm not sure how the other religions feel about it, but I doubt most Texans care what Buddha has to say on the subject.
2. In the state of Texas, if someone shows you their anus, and you don't want to see it, the anus-show-er can be charged for disorderly conduct. Then they lose their right to carry a concealed handgun. If, however, you're in a bar, and someone shows their anus, and everyone in the bar is really excited to see the anus, that is okay.
3.If you stand next to a man on the firing line and sink your first five shots directly center, that man will be slightly scared of you, and feel the need to explain that he is using a brand new gun, and that is why he is shooting like shit.
4. If someone is stealing my stereo, or even my neighbor's stereo, it is legal to shoot them in Texas.
I hope you have gained as much from this knowledge as I have.
Love,
Rebel the legally gun-toting Texan
Saturday, January 16, 2010
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