Wednesday, June 2, 2010

HOMELESS PEOPLE STORY HAIKU STUPIDS.

drug addled scaries
wander up & down the street
talkin' to themselves.
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some are bad crazy
some are just goofy crazy
both are annoying.
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some live at "godtel"
some of'em live god knows where
some of'em look dead.
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some of'em try to
pawn their bs fake ass gold
that they "found" somewhere.
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& it never works
lady at the counter says
"sorry...this ain't real".
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i don't really care
what the fuck they do, long as
they leave me alone.
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i believe folks have
the right to be left alone
[so does larry flynt].
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do not fuck with me
& i will not fuck with you
it's a two way street.
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well...one fucked with me
started talkin' crazy shit
& pulled out a knife.
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the pawnshop lady
came to my rescue, & she
shot that fucker down.
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i kept all his shit
his boone's farm, shopping cart, &
aluminum cans.
***
i showed my treasures
to the other homeless folks...
a lesson of sorts.
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this angered their blood
there was a homeless riot
against folks with homes.
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across the country
more & more homeless riots
began to occur.
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it became so bad
that the only folks outside
were homeless people.
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then the government
declared homeless people a
terrorisitic threat.
***
"abandoned" buildings
were routinely fire bombed
live on CNN.
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& fighter jets flew
over central park, killing
hundreds at a time.
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over a few yrs
the homeless population
rapidly declined.
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the few that remained
decided it easier
to just get a job.
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not on their own though
but out of fear of dying
no one wants to die.
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3 comments:

hippy steve said...

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GODDAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA MOTHERFUCKER

ygrii said...

And then they found having a job is death, too. They couldn't decide which was worse.

Corpus Christie said...

Ahahaha! YES!! Ridiculous as this is, I could see it happening.